Celebrity Revenue Service

The other day I was tempted to create a code to parody the ridiculous Internal Revenue Code.  I'd call it the Celebrity Revenue Code and keep it just as complex and just as goofy as the Internal Revenue Code it represents.  The main form would be a 1040 form of course, but everyone with capital gains would have to fill out a schedule D to see how much they owe Justin Bieber, and a form 7347 to see if their deductions are eligible to be paid to Snooki instead of Kim Kardashian.