Lessons In Twisted Logic From A Millennial Regressivist
I find a lot of contradictions in life that I prefer sharing in the rudest, most G-rated way possible.
Friday, August 21, 2026
I Planned a Return at Age Forty - Didn't Happen
Thursday, August 13, 2026
3rd Grade News
I always like how Trump called the news the Fake News. Because in some ways he's kind of correct. I understand not everyone in the population has the mental capacity to read very much (or the free time or interest for that matter), but the choice of articles, and the choice of headlines in particular, are often quite abysmal in order to generate clicks. They really do seem to be intended, not always to be false as Trump implies, but always to be FAR over-simplified to little more than a catchy slogan that leaves a whole lot of relevant facts out of the account. Both the left wing and right wing media are very guilty of this. Probably not EVERY piece of media has this fault, like local newspapers for instance, but online stuff like Yahoo news and the articles it links to often fit this description to a T. Fox news probably as well, although I haven't paid attention to them in a while. But I remember in the past they'd take small sound bytes from speeches, ignore the rest, and run with the sound bytes as if those alone said as much as a dissertation. That is not good journalism.
So I think I'd rather call it 3rd Grade News than Fake News, because it simplifies things too much, where maybe some of the facts are accurate, but they leave out a lot of relevant information to paint a false impression. I think Lisa Simpson said it best when she said, "As usual, the playground gets the facts right, but misses the point entirely."
I guess the news does what it can to generate revenue and keep afloat. I know I sure as heck don't like to think deeply about politics much in my time away from work, and I don't blame anyone else for not wanting to either.
Wednesday, August 12, 2026
I Usually Vote Republican, But Understand Why Many People Don't
Monday, August 3, 2026
Bart vs. the Space Mutants vs. the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
Bart vs. the Space Mutants was an insanely hard game on the old 8-bit NES Nintendo system. I think anyone that played it before knows it. It's harder than proving the fundamental theorem of calculus. You know how I know this? It's because I took a Real Analysis course in college where we did actually prove the fundamental theorem of calculus, and I got a B in that course. But I NEVER could beat Bart vs. the Space Mutants. Not as a kid or an adult. The furthest I got was level 4.
Of course that game isn't even the hardest one on the NES. There were a lot of games on that system I never could beat. Never could beat Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on there either. Or Beetlejuice. Or Home Alone. Or Addams Family.
The hardest games I actually COULD beat were Mike Tyson's Punch Out and Adventures in the Magic Kingdom. The Magic Kingdom one wasn't quite as bad once I figured out what the stars were for and how I could use them as powerups, and how to use the candle in the pirate level. But even then it was no picnic. Space Mountain was still pretty tough to me.
Those old NES games sure were tough. Especially since a lot of them didn't have any kind of save feature. Heck, a lot of times you were lucky to even get a password. Some of the games I could beat with a Game Genie, but of course since it's cheating, that doesn't count. Some of them I STILL couldn't beat even with a Game Genie.
A Chekhov's Gun Critique
The philosophy behind Chekhov's gun makes sense on the surface, where you don't put something in a story unless it comes up later, but I think there's an interesting technique that I've seen in the Sherlock Holmes short stories where stuff doesn't come up later, but still kind of serves a purpose.
Often Watson will reference other cases at the beginning of a story, some of which actually appear as short stories themselves and some of which never make it to print. You may ask, "What's the point of even mentioning the case if it will never come up again?" And my answer to that would be that it makes the world appear much larger than what we actually see.
Friday, July 31, 2026
Pleasantville 2
To the best of my knowledge, there has never been any kind of sequel planned to the movie Pleasantville. But I sure love that movie. Grew up watching Nick at Nite in the early 90's, and so it reminds me a lot of that channel.
I imagine the sequel would be the citizens of Pleasantville slowly realizing more and more of the problems that come with open-mindedness that encounters no resistance. Things like struggling single parent prevalence, profane language dominating entertainment media, addiction to technology, etc. And then they'd slowly become more open to some of the ideas behind self restraint again.
And when some small behavior exemplifying restraint is accomplished, a small part of the world would lose its color and return to black-and-white. Even though not everything would return to what it once was as far as culture and behavioral customs go (racial integration in particular would remain), enough things would revert so that eventually the entire world would turn black-and-white again, slowly biding its time over the years before it becomes open to introducing color and a spirit of open-mindedness once more.
So it's kind of like a reversal of the main idea of the first film, which focused on the problems with restraint and how the world became more colorful when restraint was cast aside.
I like this idea because it shows that to everything there's a season. There are seasons of opening up and there are seasons of restraint. Pros and cons to both. Open up some, step back a bit, open up some, step back a bit, and keep the pattern going. The cycle repeats, probably indefinitely. I believe there are historical examples of this cycle in the past, but at least for the time being, there does not seem to be a prevalence in literature of periods of voluntary self restraint dominating a culture. Temperance movements have popped up here and there against alcohol, but that's all I'm aware of.
Monday, July 27, 2026
The Trolley Problem in Star Trek TNG
I believe a Reddit forum somewhere discussed this, but I didn't want to participate in a conversation there, so I'll just post a little bit about it here.
Counselor Troi is studying to get the credentials to potentially move up to a captain's position. But she keeps failing a simulation section of the exam Riker gives her, and he won't tell her why. Eventually she discovers on her own that the reason she kept failing was because she kept the well-being of each individual person in mind, even when the health of the entire ship was on the line.
She finally realizes her first duty is to the ship, and so when she next takes the exam, she orders the simulation of LaForge to go in and fix a warp core breach, despite knowing it was going to kill him. That time she passed the section.
At that point, she realized she didn't want to be a captain anymore.
So the solution to this problem really depends on the duty of the decision maker. It may mean actively ordering someone to their death if it saves the ship, or perhaps actively sending three our four ensigns to their deaths if it saves the captain and first officer. Whatever is optimal to keep the ship afloat on its mission is key. Even if it's not pleasant to think about. Being an effective leader requires tough and unfair decision making sometimes and it's certainly not for everyone. I know I often avoid assuming such a position when I can.